She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
