I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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