it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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