I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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