Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just want nice things and good sex
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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