Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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