sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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