What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
