so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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