did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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