Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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