question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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