can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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