Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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