Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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