Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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