Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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