Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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