you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
