Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
