it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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