Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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