Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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