Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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