Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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