Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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