So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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