Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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