...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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