Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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