Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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