Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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