all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She even gives head with a lisp.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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