i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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