Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
