There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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