So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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