My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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