Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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