Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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