had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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