i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
birth control should be required to get into college
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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