Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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