now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
smell my finger.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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