Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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