You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
NoShamevember. You game?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
