Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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