yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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