Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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