Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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