How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
