there was a trapeze. enough said
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
