put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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