That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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