Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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